Neologist and thaumatoskept Marek Shemanski labors in resigned anticipation of abduction by unregistered aliens, yet retains hope of salvation by technological means not yet perfected.

This Web site will feature samples of his work on the physical planes of this and selected nearby planets.

Observers with questions or comments are encouraged to correspond with Mr. Shemanski in English—the language of his adopted homeland—or to initiate correspondence, with no guarantee of reply, in the language of their choice. Non-Roman character sets are, regrettably, not supported at this time. Kindly dispatch all correspondence to the address below.

Mr. Shemanski repudiates all assertions that he is a galoot or haidouk and in this regard gratefully acknowledges the patience and forbearance of the Polish National Trust, the Grand Army of the Republic, and the Daughters of the American Revolution.